Monday, February 9, 2009

meteorish

today i walked home the way i usually do, down 21st street heading toward smaller numbers from somewhere in the 80s. i was pretty close to the train, probably crossing 63rd street or so when i baseball-sized chunk of cement-type stuff arced just in front of my face and smashed to the ground a few feet away. seemed odd. i saw it move from the intersection toward the sidewalk. i stopped and looked around a bit. diagonally across the intersection two guys in their fifties were engaged in an animated conversation. they didn't even know i existed. half a block down on that far side of the street a group of four boys walked toward the intersection. too far away to throw anything at all, really. and yet there it was, smashed at the edges, a clump of cement. i took another three or four steps and another chunk of cement sailed through the air just in front of me and landed, spewing shards all over the sidewalk. i stopped again and turned full around to see where it came from. nobody. nothing. i walked on down toward the train.

an hour or so later, on 7th avenue, i stepped out of a store just as a pint of raspberries came falling out of the sky and smashed inches from my feet. the plastic container broke open and raspberries rolled down the sidewalk. a mother and child walked past, hand in hand. "where on earth do you think those things came from?" she asked.

2 comments:

The Brady Family said...

i sure hope brooklyn is not throwing itself up. that would suck.

maskedbadger said...

although it would be cool if raspberries just fell out of the sky regularly. i'd be more prepared next time.

not so much with the cement chunks.